Buy Me a Tobleron, Please

A batch of local officials from the constituent barangays of the municipality went to Subic for a three-day seminar on risk reduction management. A day before the culmination of the seminar, the wife of one of the barangay officials sent her husband a text message: "Ga, bak-ie ko't Tobleron ha." (My dear, buy me some Tobleron, please.) 

 The husband replied in the affirmative--that he did even if he was on a quandary what on earth a Tobleron is all about. He leaned forward to ask a colleague in front of him: "Pare, anu do Tobleron ngara, brand it sapatos?" (Friend, is Tobleron some kind of brand name for a shoes?) 

 "No." replied the colleague. "Methinks, it is a local delicacy sold here in Subic." 

 "I see. Much like a pinipig, eh."

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